If you are looking for a general contractor, ask yourself these questions:

• Are you looking for a general contractor you can't rely on?
• Do you like jobs that get 90% to completion?
• Would you appreciate the inconvenience of not knowing if we'll show up when we said we would?
• Do you enjoy being given the run-around?
• Are you a fan of parting with cash for jobs you'll never see completed? 

If you answered yes to any of these questions then we are the construction crew for you!

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